Archive: 2009

Dec 24

Merry Christmas 2009

Just the usual fleeting message to wish all of my readers a very merry Christmas! I hope santa is very generous and your Christmas is filled with joy, happiness and laughter!

Nov 26

She had hit him with her car…

Sunday evening I was driving home through Norwich when I turned a corner and came across a woman furiously waving her arms in the air. She was stood over the body of a man lying in the middle of the road.

I stopped the car and rushed over. The women told me he had stumbled into the road and she had hit him with her car. The man had a large gash on his head and was covered in blood. Fortunately he was conscience so I asked him to keep hold of his head and not move in case he had any other injuries.

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Nov 06

Birmingham & Cadbury World

I booked a trip away with Gemma to Birmingham last week. She is a huge chocoholic so I decided to plan a surprise visit to Cadbury World. We stayed at the Eaton Hotel which has recently been refurbished to a very high standard and was excellent. The room was clean, quiet and in a great location to stop off, recharge our batteries and get ready for the next day. I would definitely recommend it.

To break up the journey north we drove through Warick to do some sight seeing. Originally we had planned to visit Warick Castle but in the end decided it was getting too late in the day so found a quaint, old fashioned tea room instead and had a late lunch that included homemade sandwiches, traditional lemonade and a huge slice of cake. Delicious!

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Oct 10

Jimmy Carr – Rapier Wit

For my birthday this year I was the excited recipient of a pair of tickets to see Jimmy Carr live. He is, in every way, the same prim and proper, smartly dressed, clean cut comedian that you see on the TV. That is until he speaks with added profanity and the sort of subject matter that made the entire audience laugh out loud and then gasp in disapproval. This is a skill he has mastered. Telling the most outrageous, disgusting, politically incorrect jokes and making any audience laugh!

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Sep 29

Updates and Tweaks!

September has been a relatively quiet month so I took the opportunity to make a few minor alterations to the website to spruce it up a little and keep it current. You may have already noticed that I have changed my snap shot at the top of the website.

The previous picture was taken in Lanzarote last year and was getting a little out of date. I decided to stick with the theme and take another photo in Portugal this year. My method; find a nondescript, yet distinctly arty door, stand in front of it, arms crossed and make it appear as though I’m guarding it!

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  • Redesigned the header on my blog over the weekend and made some design tweaks. Opinions? Check it out here: http://richardshorten.com 2010-06-22
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  • Just collected every single achievement in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. Game now 100% complete! 2010-05-03
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